Pastor's Wife 0 - Satan 1

a funny:

A pastor was berating his wife for spending $250 on a new dress. "How could you do that?" he asked.

His wife replied, "Well, I was just trying it on when Satan whispered in my ear, 'That looks really good on you'."

"You know what to do in a situation like that," the pastor said. "You just say 'Satan get behind me'."

"I did!" his wife wailed, "But then he said, 'It looks good from the back, too'!"