Monday, July 06, 2009

You Drink Too Much Coffee When....

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.
2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails.
3. You can jump-start your car without cables.
4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
5. You can't remember your second cup.
6. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.
8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.
9. You don't sweat - you percolate.
10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.


Rob said...

Don't feel made 8 out of 10!

Lake District said...

I have been not getting enough exercise so decided to get outdoors walking on the fells and Mountains of the Lake District. Having achieved the getting outdoors part and now feeling fitter I am trying to cut down on my coffee as I am having about 12 to 15 cups a day, although I do not feel any sidefects from this. I just think and feel I need to cut down for myself and hopefully it will do me good in the long term.