Wednesday, November 22, 2006

You Burnt the Bird?

You Burnt the Bird?
A Dozen Reasons to Be Thankful!

Salmonella won't be a concern
No one will overeat.
Everyone will think its Cajun Blackened.
Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newly found appreciation.
Pets won't pester you for scraps.
The smoke alarm was due for a test.
Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
The less turkey Uncle George eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
You'll get to the desserts quicker.
You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
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Mr. Bean cooking a turkey!

We are in Kansas City with our son Ryan and his lovely wife Charity. I picked up a bug of some sort so Jason and Debi did all the driving (Debi 6 1/2 hours- a God thing!) on Monday. We all have a lot to be thankful for. God Bless America and us all!
Have a great Thanksgiving!

1 comment:

Rebecca said...

Too funny!!!