You know you are addicted to coffee when...You're employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there…
your eyes stay open when you sneeze…
you chew on other people's fingernails…
you can type sixty words per minute with your feet…
you can jump-start your car without cables…
you don't sweat, you percolate…
you've worn out the handle on your favourite coffee mug…
you walk 10 miles on your treadmill before you realise it's not hooked up…
you've worn the finish off your coffee table…
it’s midnight and you’re weighing the pros and cons of making a new pot...
you eat spoonfuls of instant coffee because it's easier...
native North American Aboriginal Indians call you "Ona mac towanda" (Smells-like-coffee)...
you're so wired, you pick up radio signals…
your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil…
you'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison…
your doctor measures your heartbeat on the Richter scale as well as by its frequency...
you go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee…
your favorite entree: coffee meatloaf...
you name your cats 'Cream' and 'Sugar'…
your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position…
you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug…
you don't tan, you roast…
you don't get mad, you get steamed…
the phrase "Swiss water decaffeinated" strike terror into your heart...
your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London…
you introduce your spouse as your coffee mate…
you salivate uncontrollably whenever you hear dripping water...
you think CPR stands for 'coffee provides resuscitation'…
you ski uphill…
you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked…
you haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse…
you just completed another sweater and you don't even know how to knit...
your wife announces she is leaving you and your first thought was, 'Ha ha! More coffee for me!'
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