Tuesday, December 02, 2008

And then the Fight Started...

This post may get me in a lot of trouble and... then the fight started....lol

Couples please don't try this at home....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station.....

And then the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's how the fight started.....

2 comments:

Robert Pooley said...

Man... you are just begging for it aren't you... the wise man runs from trouble. :-)

Ronni said...

dang it. I misplaced my rimshot....