Thursday, December 04, 2008

Religious Truths--

During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters

6 comments:

Ronni said...

I just spewed coffee across my laptop! I gotta be more careful! LOL!

Glenn Hatcher said...

Between this and the marital advice below, you are asking for a lot of grief... And I thought you were so wise! Maybe just a wiseguy!

Pastor David said...

>ronni- now don't tell me I have to buy you a new computer!

>glenn- no grief, just joy- I love to laugh- Pr 17:22 A cheerful disposition is good for your health; gloom and doom leave you bone-tired. TMB

kerrism- true humility is the ability to laugh at yourself!

Thanks for the comments.

Ronni said...

I'll take a macbook... ;) LOL!

Hey, I can try! (seriously my USB ports aren't working and my cdrom is dying... trying to save up for a mb...)

Yeah I need one of those nerd plastic protectors... or you need to put a warning up! LOL!

*G*

Hey Glenn... we can never take ourselves too seriously...

I know I don't! *G*

TREY MORGAN said...

That was TOO funny!

Katherine said...

Ha ha that is great! ;) Hilarious...